You know the deal, it is Yeston, so put together for one thing… particular, and presumably somewhat outrageous. The firm that introduced us the genuinely very impressed ‘Cute Pet’ graphics card design (see the third picture within the gallery additional down) has definitely gone for ‘outrageous’ this time with its commercial for an upcoming RX 9070 XT graphics card.
The Yeston Sakura Atlantis RX 9070 XT, per its video commercial on YouTube, implores us to “discover the Atlantis Civilization Buried within the Deep Sea.” Yes, stated video encompasses a lovely-looking graphics card being fawned over by a woman cosplaying as one of many firm’s anime characters—this sort of stuff is par for the course with Yeston is it not? But it was one thing else that caught our eye within the PC Gamer {hardware} nook. Namely, the ocean water splooshing in opposition to the underside of the PCB.
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You heard me proper: What one can solely assume is a wonderfully good yet-to-launch RX 9070 XT is proven bearing the brunt of a light-weight tide. And forgive me for harkening again to my main faculty electrical and hearth security talks—you understand, those the place they shove some confused fireman in entrance of kids to elucidate that fireplace is harmful—however I appear to keep in mind that water and circuitry ought to nary be blended.
Not to say the sand. Can you imaging shorting your model new RX 9070 XT as a result of the anime woman took it for a spin on the native seashore and acquired a grain of sand buried in there one way or the other. Try explaining that throughout the RMA course of.
I’m certain I’m misrepresenting issues right here, although. The concept truly appears to be that the RX 9070 comes from the ocean. From Atlantis, I suppose (historical underwater expertise maybe?). Apparently additionally it is “caressed by historical and dreamy palms”, in accordance with the presumably inaccurate in-video subtitles, no matter which means.
I may say extra in regards to the precise card, however to be sincere everyone knows what we’re getting with Yeston, now, do not we? Personally, I will not be completely happy till they launch a Cute Pet model once more—it is the one novelty design I’ll humour. But to be truthful to this Sakura Atlantis RX 9070 XT, it would not look very ‘novelty’ till you peek the anime determine on the underside. The high facet is gorgeously delicate, all issues thought of.
No information on when it’s going to hit Yeston’s cabinets, however the RX 9070 on the whole is ready for launch in March, so it is secure to guess it’s going to be round then. Just please, should you do get one, do not go returning it to the ocean. I’ll take it off your palms should you actually don’t need it. Keep your GPUs dry, of us.